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Computer programmer on holiday
« on: March 07, 2014, 09:06:03 pm »
A computer programmer wanted to go on holiday for Christmas, he went in October because he thought 31 OCT was the same as 25 DEC.

Whilst there he went to the beach and decided to have a swim. He was not a strong swimmer and soon finds himself in difficulty. He shouts at the top of his voice "F1, F1, F1" but no one understands and he drowns.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I think Oxygen might be poisonous, it just takes 80 years to kill you.
Do light bulbs give off light or do they just suck in the dark?

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